Americans Beginning to Realize World Cup A Great Excuse for Mindless Nationalist Fervor
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Americans Beginning to Realize World Cup A Great Excuse for Mindless Nationalist Fervor

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New York, N.Y. – After weeks of watching global populations embrace the World Cup through inebriated hooliganism, jingoistic chants, and sudden screams of “GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!!,” Americans began realizing last month that soccer is a great excuse for the drunken fervor that Continue reading