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Marine Biologists Baffled By 10,000-Year-Old Statue Of Sam Kinison Discovered On Ocean Floor

Marine Biologists Baffled By 10,000-Year-Old Statue Of Sam Kinison Discovered On Ocean Floor web

Los Peros, Calif. – A Stanford University marine biology team admitted being baffled by the discovery of the 10,000-year-old statue of stand-up comedian Sam Kinison found two miles below the surface of the Pacific Ocean earlier this week. “As is Continue reading