Millions of Unanswered Prayers Found In God’s Spam Folder
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Average American Family Now One Sad Person Alone In Cold House

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Washington, D.C. – According to a recent report by the U.S. Census Bureau, the average American family now consists of one lonely person moping around inside a drafty 3,000-square foot house. “The traditional concept of the American household – that Continue reading

Millions of Unanswered Prayers Found In God’s Spam Folder

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Heaven – Following an investigation into God’s lack of response in answering the pleas of His people, Senior Heaven Administrators announced Monday the discovery of millions of prayers that were mistakenly routed into God’s spam folder. “God is kind of Continue reading

Ebola Virus Excited to Finally Be Out Seeing the World

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Sierra Leone, Africa – Saturday, world-famous pathogen Zaire ebolavirus, otherwise known as the feared Ebola virus, expressed its excitement in finally getting to go out and see the world after being confined to West Africa since the 1960s. “I’ve been Continue reading