SR-71
Now You See Inside
RCA
Rating: 1.5 Flaming Goat Heads
SR-71 is more of this treacherous pop music tripe that seems to get gobbled up faster than a fistful of mushrooms by the Napster-illiterate souls who still listen to radio or buy CDs. A cross between Lit, Blink 182 and Marvelous 3 (if in fact there is a difference between those bands), SR-71 adequately performs songs engineered to appeal to the lobotomized scarecrows that constitute the pop music-loving public. Actually, SR-71's single, "Right Now," sounds like it was written specifically to mimic Blink 182's "Dammit," except this band goes one step further in musical decadence by adding the WORST guitar solo recorded since 1989. Primitive drumming that even Animal from the Muppets would scoff at, strict adherence to verse/chorus/bridge song manufacturing, embarrassingly awful lyrics, and the cutest little frontman you ever did see combine for an album that should have little trouble becoming a platinum hit.
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