Cock and Bull: A Young Man’s Misadventures in Lust and Love – Paul Miller

sherrie cokeSide splitting jokes have unexpected punch-lines and great humor writers have quirky ways of observing situations and penning them in an amusing fashion that makes us smile or laugh out loud.  New author Paul Miller’s book, Cock and Bull – A Young Man’s Misadventures In Lust and Love, delivers just that with plenty of sexual hilarity in each short story. Miller’s biography Cock and Bull entertainingly depicts his horny days of youth – from puppy love, to puberty, to dating. A pint-sized hopeful romantic dreamer, the frustrated young Miller is mystified by love, beauty and sex. “I know that the early stages of sexual development were awkward for everyone, but mine was truly a disaster. Painful for me to relive, but hilarious for my readers,” says Miller. In Miller’s mind-boggling yet true autobiography, nothing is taboo. It is all there in black and white for everyone to read, no holds barred. Miller bravely reveals his bumbling adventures and deepest secrets to his readers. “Laugh at me, cry with me, and feel a bit better about your own young love when you flip through the pages of my book Cock and Bull!” Miller exclaims.

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  Miller grew up in Sparta, Michigan, in the 1970s and 1980s under the roof of a superficial father, a milquetoast mother and a very opinionated sister. Creating artworks of cars and robots and writing his own episodes of the 1967 television series Batman was his escape. “At one point, I skipped an entire week in eighth grade by lying to my mother that I was sick just so I could write a crude Star Wars sequel,” Miller says. “In high school, I got my hands on a movie camera and my love of film blossomed.” His early interest in filmmaking led him to the University of Southern California film school where he majored in cinema and television production. Miller began his professional career in California as a production designer and art director on various film shoots. He has since settled in Los Angeles freelancing, selling scripts and writing and directing in the film industry. His success and enjoyment of writing scripts led him to create Cock and Bull, which was recently published, and is the first of two books in the series. Says Miller, “I wrote Cock and Bull – A Young Man’s Misadventures In Lust and Love not only because they were painfully funny true stories but also because, in a sense, they are universal stories. For the most part, we all went through similar basic experiences in our development into sexual, romantic, and social beings.  Only my experiences were truly stranger than fiction and set the course for my quite disastrous love life for years and years to come. I decided to share the stories! And since there are passages that are hilariously raw, please don’t leave this book where young people may read it. Let the little ones discover love and sex naturally, in the backseat of your Buick or on the Internet.”

From Cock and Bull – A Young Man’s Misadventures In Lust and Love: “Cricket hastily pulled on her bikini top, turned to me and blurted out “I want to do it.” “Do what?” “It! I want to fuck.” Time stopped. I lost all my senses. Sound, feeling, taste, all disappeared. I was in a haze of shock. This attractive plank of a girl wanted to… to fuck me! Actual honest to goodness sex! Finally, I made myself speak. “Your parents are in the next room. Do you think they’ll notice?”

  Miller’s second book, aptly titled Cock and Bull II, A Not-So-Successful Ladies’ Man Finds True Love will be released this June. Cock and Bull II will pick up where his first book left off and take the readers from Miller’s college days to the ripe old age of 40, when he finally finds his dream girl. “I truly had some of the most comical, worst dates in the history of dating,” says Miller. “The fact that I survived and found true love is nothing short of a miracle! Promptly followed by my first devastating breakup, what follows is a series of almost unbelievable adventures. Don’t think my stories can top the first book? Think again! Some of my outrageous and sordid accounts of dates and sex gone wrong involve, of all things, a monkey, an attack by a woman wielding a two-foot dildo, and an encounter with the world’s oldest prostitute. All the hilarious true adventures culminate with me finally finding true love.”

  For more information visit paulmarkbooks.com. To purchase the book go to amazon.com.

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