What Dick ate
Shot glass
Alarm clock
Test tube
Drywall
Small frog
Transmission fluid
Hydrogen peroxide
Rick Webb's self-titled disc
Starter fluid
Bananas
Handful of broken windshield
Rubbing alcohol
Goldfish
Lemon Pledge
Lit cigarettes
Spider
Four-cigarette Big Mac
Earplugs
Own car keys
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Why Dick ate it
empty
wouldn't shut up
unclear
mistake in substance's identity
wouldn't shut up
unclear
sick
it sucked
curiosity
needed peels for smoking
Looked like diamonds
Fight infection
Many, many reasons
Promote cleanliness
Safer than smoking
Hates spiders
Unclear
They're for pussies
To avoid driving drunk
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