Posing by day as a mild-mannered, straight-laced taxpayer, resident superhero Dick Bill has for years dutifully applied his innate superhuman powers to thwart governmental corruption and liberate clubgoers from various mental shackles. As a beacon of righteousness, Dick Bill proudly accepts his responsibility as overseer of the nighttime streets and helps guide Eastown toward a pure moral path.
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Superhero Identity
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Real Name
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Dick Bill
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Unknown
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Pain imperviousness - permits extraordinary television smashing and glass chewing abilities
Liver invulnerability - allows alcohol levels high enough to provide bursts of herculean strength
Sleepless regeneration - allows Dick to stay away for multiple days
Everclear vulnerability - exposure to this evil toxin temporarily blurs Dick's vision, speech, dexterity and memory
Stripper enchantment - as one of the few heterosexual superheros, Dick is susceptible to the manipulative mental powers of the evil Naked Woman
The Vanisher - randomly present radio DJ Bill Walters
Toonatron - music pusher David Farrell
Inkman - Off The Wall tattooist Tony H.
The Intoxicator - Mulligan's drink-slinger Jimbo
The Collector - this financial villain invades Dick's fortress with a persistent barrage of medical bill mailings
Dr. Buzzkill - as a malicious probation officer, this sworn enemy attempts to impose territorial and behavioral restrictions upon Dick
The Underpourer - this master of disguise assumes the identity of various bartenders and drains Dick's power by serving weak cocktails
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