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SuperDick's godlike heroics can be observed nightly at Mulligan's Pub, as Dick relentlessly battles to keep drunks safe from bums, or vice versa.

Posing by day as a mild-mannered, straight-laced taxpayer, resident superhero Dick Bill has for years dutifully applied his innate superhuman powers to thwart governmental corruption and liberate clubgoers from various mental shackles. As a beacon of righteousness, Dick Bill proudly accepts his responsibility as overseer of the nighttime streets and helps guide Eastown toward a pure moral path.

    

Superhero Identity Real Name
Dick Bill Unknown

Special Powers

Pain imperviousness - permits extraordinary television smashing and glass chewing abilities
Liver invulnerability - allows alcohol levels high enough to provide bursts of herculean strength
Sleepless regeneration - allows Dick to stay away for multiple days

Known Weaknesses

Everclear vulnerability - exposure to this evil toxin temporarily blurs Dick's vision, speech, dexterity and memory
Stripper enchantment - as one of the few heterosexual superheros, Dick is susceptible to the manipulative mental powers of the evil Naked Woman

Sidekicks

The Vanisher - randomly present radio DJ Bill Walters
Toonatron - music pusher David Farrell
Inkman - Off The Wall tattooist Tony H.
The Intoxicator - Mulligan's drink-slinger Jimbo

Arch Enemies

The Collector - this financial villain invades Dick's fortress with a persistent barrage of medical bill mailings
Dr. Buzzkill - as a malicious probation officer, this sworn enemy attempts to impose territorial and behavioral restrictions upon Dick
The Underpourer - this master of disguise assumes the identity of various bartenders and drains Dick's power by serving weak cocktails

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