In an effort to educate future generations of drinkers as well as cash in on the lucrative children's toys retail market, esteemed child psychologist and cultural icon Dick Bill has developed and released to market the Dick Bill Edition of the classic children's toy the See 'n Say. Judging by the toy's first-quarter sales figures, there will soon be an entire generation of children who will grow up talking like Dick Bill. Don't let your children be left behind – get to a toy store before they're sold out!
- A bartender says: "We can't serve you any more tonight, sir."
- A doctor says: "Medically speaking, you shouldn't be alive right now."
- A judge says: "You again?"
- A pig says: "License and registration please, sir."
- A bail bondsman says: "I'll put it on your tab."
- A drug dealer says: "The usual?"
- A girlfriend says: "Any chance you're coming home tonight?"
- A parent says: "I have no son."
- A prostitute says: "Hey, you bastard, you shorted me!"
- A bum says: "Please stop kicking me."
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