Slipping and Sliding with Dick

Requirements: One sled (preferably stolen/broken), one home staircase with a turn, approximately 12,000 pieces of broken glass (disburse glass liberally about racing area).

Start – Yell obscenity and shove off!

Turn – Use g-forces to help slide down a quick drink!

Come to stop, determine if dead – Bleeding is considered proof positive that your heart is still pumping!