Tormented Dick

The most desired man in the land, wildly unpredictable and constantly inebriated cultural icon Dick Bill is a rogue celebrity torn between the woman he’s kind of into and his passion for getting blitzed out of his goddamned mind every night of the week at any number of loyally attended drinking establishments. Forced to choose between Jack Daniels and a one-week commitment to routinely bang a dazzling beauty, Dick’s tale is one of a two-track minded man attempting to navigate the impossible position of choosing between his one true love, drinking, and what very well may be an unbearably hot sex partner for a few days in a row. Dick’s Captive is an intoxicating read that sheds light on man’s inevitable decision: get drunk and violent every night at the bar or go slightly out of his way to secure the desire of a woman who is known throughout the local scene to totally put out.

February 2012