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Eye on Dick
The Recoil Handbook
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Having spent more than a decade immersed in the study of statistical analysis at many of the nation’s finest Ivy League colleges, compulsive gambler and mathematical virtuoso Dick Bill often places his fate in the hands of chance by allowing simple coin flips to dictate his path when facing important life decisions. Listed below are just a few of the decisions Dick has been too lazy to weigh in on without the aid of his trusty two bits:
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Drink Left nostril Blonde Smash local band CD on floor Have one more beer Wake up at 7 p.m. Go to bar Bluff all-in with busted straight Work |
Eat Right nostril Brunette Light local band CD on fire Have dozen more beers Wake up at 8 p.m. Go to bar Pay rent See what’s on Discovery Channel |
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