Three major television networks have recently approached cultural icon Dick Bill about developing and hosting a primetime game show based on his abnormal yet widely admired lifestyle. Among the proposed treatments:

You Bet Your Liver
Dick challenges two contestants' knowledge of alcohol by asking a series of liquor-related questions. The winning contestant receives gift certificates to Mulligan's Pub. The losing contestant must allow Dick to enter their home and smash one of their personal belongings.

Name That Gun!
Blindfolded contestants are shot in the leg with a mystery firearm. The first contestant to correctly identify the make and caliber of the weapon they've been shot with moves on to the 'Speed Loader Round,' where they must dodge a clip's worth of uzi fire to win fabulous prizes.

Beer Factor
Contestants test their courage by drinking room temperature Huber beer. The contestants continue to drink Huber beer until every contestant has puked. Each contestant is considered a loser because they drink Huber beer.

Weakest Drink
Teams of contestants combine their efforts trying to match the alcohol consumption of Dick Bill. At the end of each round (of drinks), the team member with the lowest blood/alcohol level reading is ejected from the team. As host, Dick Bill will be allowed to mercilessly ridicule each contestant about their inferior drinking ability - even more so than normal.

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