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Dick's Pets

During numerous ill-conceived attempts to appear more domesticated to regular citizens, animal enthusiast and cultural icon Dick Bill has on occasion taken in abandoned animals, wayward creatures (Gino included) and half-dead roadkills (Gino also included) and instituted them – although in a unanimously temporary capacity – as trusted house pets.


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Babysitting Tips

Babysitting is the first paying job for many teenagers. Although not terribly strenuous work, babysitting does require patience, care and responsibility. Below are some tips for first-timers:

  • During your initial interview, remember to ask parents if they happen to own mint coin collections that they hardly ever look at and would not notice missing for months.

  • Be sure the parents who asked you to babysit aren’t the couple recently profiled in the newspaper for having sextuplets.

  • If you’re new to babysitting, it can be helpful to rent an instructional video, such as Adventures In Babysitting.

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