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Sweeping up after Dick

After countless requests by friends, family members, neighbors, visitors, solicitors, landlords and homeless bums, homeowner-phobic cultural icon Dick Bill has stubbornly agreed to hire a maid, cleaning service or demolition crew (whichever will prove more capable and/or willing to tackle the job) in hopes of rectifying the untidy state of his domicile. The result of a reckless, singlemindedly motivated lifestyle, the condition of Dick’s pad will require unique but necessary cleaning skills and equipment.


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Babysitting Tips

Babysitting is the first paying job for many teenagers. Although not terribly strenuous work, babysitting does require patience, care and responsibility. Here are some tips for first-time babysitters:

  • During your initial interview, remember to ask parents if they happen to own mint coin collections that they hardly ever look at and would not notice missing for months.

  • Be sure the parents who asked you to babysit aren't the couple recently profiled in the newspaper for having sextuplets.

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