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Tormented Dick

The most desired man in the land, wildly unpredictable and constantly inebriated cultural icon Dick Bill is a rogue celebrity torn between the woman he’s kind of into and his passion for getting blitzed out of his goddamned mind every night of the week at any number of loyally attended drinking establishments.


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Winter Survival Guide

Getting through the winter months requires adaptation to harsh weather conditions.

  • In the event you are locked out of the rebel base overnight, ignite your light saber, cut open your Tauntaun’s belly, remove its steaming innards and stuff yourself inside.

  • Consume plenty of hot liquids. For extra cash, videotape your girlfriend doing the same and launch a pay web site featuring these videos.

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