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The Two Sides of Dick

Having spent more than a decade immersed in the study of statistical analysis at many of the nation’s finest Ivy League colleges, compulsive gambler and mathematical virtuoso Dick Bill often places his fate in the hands of chance by allowing simple coin flips to dictate his path when facing important life decisions.


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Protecting Your Identity

In today’s electronic-driven world, protecting your personal financial information and ATM card passwords is of extreme importance. Below are some tips for protecting your personal info:

  • If you notice someone looking over your shoulder at an ATM, swiftly elbow the person in the nose in an upward motion, plunging the nasal bone into the brain of the alleged identity thief or person who was just trying to see if you were someone he went to high school with.

  • If you live in a building that has a public billboard, post your credit card receipts on it as a reminder to properly dispose of them when you have time.

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