June 11 – Gemini

Gemini’s curious mind has read enough Darwin and Sagan to understand man’s evolution from amphibian to mammal. Turning to atheism out of pure logic seems wise, but even a mild familiarity with the cryptic words of Revelations should be enough to scare you into making whatever promises are necessary to ensure that if indeed the Great Bullfrog ever does croak, you’ve reserved a spot on one of those big, white lily pads in the sky.


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