July 23 – Leo

Your current popularity at work will likely lead to multiple dinner invitations, so you’d better bone up on your table etiquette. The most important thing to remember is that people tend to be offended by the word “puke,” even if that’s exactly what their dinner tastes like. Just stay quiet and shove the awful stuff into your mouth, even if it does look like it’s already been eaten once and has an aroma that would gag a maggot.


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