June 5 – Gemini

Staying off incarceration is a top priority for homophobic Gemini; the limited options provided by our gender-segregated penal system would no doubt force strange and unnatural self-experimentations. And considering that guards rarely leave inmates alone with an entire apple pie, creative stimulation might require the use of more available, more abrasive apparatuses. Abiding by society’s laws seems a fair price for avoiding all that.


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