June 6 – Gemini

Gemini realizes that mankind was not meant to wake up before noon. There’s an old saying that goes, “Morning would be a whole lot better if it came later in the day,” which is true, but try explaining that to your boss. Well, as long as you have to get up with the chickens, feel free to curse those foul creatures and taunt them with a sunny-side up reminder of their place on the food chain.


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