June 9 – Gemini

Lazy Gemini, bear in mind that plastic utensils have absolutely no place at catered affairs; don’t even think about using them during that feast you’re planning. Forcing adults to use plasticwear is insulting; even cavemen had spork technology, but instead opted to manipulate their food using rocks and sticks, rather than suffer the public embarrassment of using those ridiculous plastic utensils.


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