QUIKSTAT: How are we spending our lunch break?


27%  Weeping in parking lot

12%  Visualizing highly liquid defecation spray across CEO’s desk

15%  Calculating how long family could survive on life insurance payout

24%  Rehearsing how we’re really going to give it to Dave in accounting during afternoon meeting

6%  Practicing our draw

15% Updating spreadsheet of people who’ve wronged us

1%  Enjoying a print magazine

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