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Parents Kept Up All Night By Sound of Newborn Reciting Book of Revelations Directly Into Baby Monitor

Posted on June 11, 2014 by Cliff Frantz
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DECEMBER 2014 PRINT EDITION

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Falling Down Stairs Most Physical Exertion Man's Had In Years

Thousands of Recoil Employees Left Jobless

Thousands of Recoil Employees Left Jobless

Diligent Pharmacist Taste-Tests Every Prescription He Fills

Diligent Pharmacist Taste-Tests Every Prescription He Fills

Spinal Tap Tribute Drummer Enjoying Outstanding Health

Spinal Tap Tribute Drummer Enjoying Outstanding Health

Romney Finally Releases Women From Those Binders

Romney Finally Releases Women From Those Binders

U.S. Legislature Votes to Outlaw Celebratory Gunfire on Senate Floor

U.S. Legislature Votes to Outlaw Celebratory Gunfire on Senate Floor

God Confesses: ‘Angels Taste Delicious’

God Confesses: 'Angels Taste Delicious'

Earth Being Treated for Bipolar Disorder

Earth Being Treated for Bipolar Disorder

Office Manager Still Invigorated By Smell of Middle-Class Desperation In the Morning

Office Manager Still Invigorated By Smell of Middle-Class Desperation In the Morning

Health-Conscious Cannibal Only Drinks Skin Milk

Health-Conscious Cannibal Only Drinks Skin Milk

Girl Transforms From Being Boy-Crazy to Just Crazy

Girl Transforms From Being Boy-Crazy to Just Crazy

Asshole Pin Placements Reflect Greenskeeper’s Personality

Asshole Pin Placements Reflect Greenskeeper’s Personality

Gross National Boredom Plummets to Seasonal Lows as NBA, NHL Seasons End

Gross National Boredom Plummets to Seasonal Lows as NBA, NHL Seasons End

Parents Kept Up All Night By Sound of Newborn Reciting Book of Revelations Directly Into Baby Monitor

Parents Kept Up All Night By Sound of Newborn Reciting Book of Revelations Directly Into Baby Monitor

Area Man Fulfills Childhood Dream Of Playing Sick, Tired-Looking Man In NyQuil Commercial

Area Man Fulfills Childhood Dream Of Playing Sick, Tired-Looking Man In NyQuil Commercial

Majority of U.S. Cocaine Supply Contains Traces of Charlie Sheen

Majority of U.S. Cocaine Supply Contains Traces of Charlie Sheen

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