Parents Kept Up All Night By Sound of Newborn Reciting Book of Revelations Directly Into Baby Monitor
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Ninety Dollars In Quarters Wasted Trying to Rescue Child Trapped Inside Crane Game Machine
Topeka, Kan. – Approximately 30 onlookers and volunteer rescue workers reported having collectively spent more than $90 in quarters trying to rescue four-month-old Aiden Prentice from inside a Prize-O-Matic Crane Game machine Saturday afternoon. “Damn it! So close!” exclaimed volunteer Continue reading
Child Crying During All The Wrong Parts Of The Lion King
Camden, N.J. – Calling the trend “unsettling and a little confusing,” area father Jack Thomas reported Saturday that his nine-year-old son Matthew kept crying during all the wrong parts of Disney’s animated feature The Lion King. “I first noticed something Continue reading