Marine Biologists Baffled By 10,000-Year-Old Statue Of Sam Kinison Discovered On Ocean Floor

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Los Peros, Calif. – A Stanford University marine biology team admitted being baffled by the discovery of the 10,000-year-old statue of stand-up comedian Sam Kinison found two miles below the surface of the Pacific Ocean earlier this week. “As is Continue reading

Republican Majority Finally Able to Shut Down Michigan Satire Magazine

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Recoil Vows To Continue Online Grand Rapids, Mich. – More than a decade of government efforts to shut down news satire and entertainment tabloid Recoil came to fruition Nov. 27 when the new Republican majority voted to immediately force the Continue reading

Recoil Founder to Give Up Entertainment Entirely

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Holland, Mich. – Blaming perpetual career disappointments and market trajectory, Recoil founder Cliff Frantz announced Monday that he’s leaving the entertainment industry to pursue his previous career of delivering pizzas for a living. “Pretty much everyone expects everything for free Continue reading