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Tag Archives: Health-Conscious

Health-Conscious Cannibal Only Drinks Skin Milk

Posted on August 8, 2014 by Cliff Frantz

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Posted in News Satire | Tagged Cannibal, Conscious, Health, Health-Conscious, Milk, parody, RECOIL, satire, Skin

DECEMBER 2014 PRINT EDITION

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