By Jen Moshpit
How do you want to metal before you die? I asked a bunch of metalheads that question and got awesome answers. The process also made me realize there is a difference between a bucket list and a pipe dream.
A bucket list is things you can actually do.
A pipe dream is heavy metal fantasy. We’re gonna skip those because who wouldn’t want to go to Medieval Times with Lemmy, Wino, Buzzo and King Diamond? But let’s get real, Jeremy…
 Go on a full tour with your favorite band
 Go to any show at Red Rocks in Ariz.
 See any show in an outdoor amphitheater in Australia
 See Maiden at a stadium in South America
 Hang in the studio while a band records an album
 Do a shot with Lemmy (even if it’s just apple juice)
 Get drunk with or smoke with (insert rock god name here)
 Go to a European metal fest. Possibilities: Wacken Open Air and Download
 Throw your own metal fest
 Go to Maryland Deathfest
 Go to ProgPower in Atlanta
 Go to Housecore Horror Film Festival
 Start a metal record label
 Heavy metal cruise – 70K of metal anyone?
 Be a monster in a Rob Zombie movie
 Get punched in the face by Glenn Danzig
 Get fed to the world maggot by GWAR
 Become Henry Rollins’ pen pal
I wonder how many things Wayne Static checked off his bucket list. R.I.P Wayne \m/ \m/
How many have you crossed off the list already? What would you add? Find me on Facebook and let me know!